beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

urhajos:

Textile collages by Sophie Standing

Follow me on insta :-)
I pretty much follow everyone back

Follow me on insta :-)
I pretty much follow everyone back

nosdrinker:

me at ikea: where’s the monkey

heatoise:

*sees a cat*

me: holy shit